I think its freaky when people act as if they are friends with/personally have a relationship to actors. The most I can hope for when I think of actors/actresses is:
"They are quite handsome, beautiful."
"They have good talent."
Or my favorite "Wow. They are so successful. Now I feel like shit."
Recently my friends and me have created a list of which actors and actresses we "own". Of course I never take it seriously. More of a "if this person was obtainable like that guy throwing up on the bar two seats down, would we date them?" And of course I realize that actors/actresses are people too. They are normal, have hobbies, go shopping, forget to put the toilet seat down, may walk into someone they haven't seen in a while and ask them to lunch, and so on, and a so on. So the point is not missed as they have become iconic, a shell of their former selves, yet they are not disconnected from their original lives. After all, actors/actresses are people too. Its funny...celebrity. Such a psychological baffle that could be blogged at, auto-bioed, tweeted, novelized, filmed, docu-drama-ed, and whatever else there is. Irony is not dismissed as I type this. Talking about talking about such things are often stupid and pointless. Get to the fucking point. All I really wanted was to explain my obviously (I don't see it) weird taste in men. But then again why explain what I can in three sentences when I have endless internet space to fill. Fuck it.
My list was created and tagged by quick-witted thinking at which actors and actresses had not been grabbed yet as my two other friends (one of whom goes for the men as well even tho he has a boyfriend floating around in Seattle and therefore should be more willing to let me swell my list.) immediately noticed by these individuals that I have weird taste in men.
So I ask, more am publishing to the universe a short list from collection that was questionable by these two humans of which my acquaintance has grown extremely fond of.
(I prolly added the bit of my opinion on celebrity as I understand this goes into the universe and eventually/most likely not will reach some passing eyes whose own opinions and ideas can be formed)
Here it is, fucking finally:
Robert Carlyle. -Is it odd? I beg to differ. Even now, however old the man is, he will be forever in my eyes, a very attractive human being.
Zachary Quinto. -I'm not alone in thinking this man is a "hunk", yet most will ogle over this individual in sweltering affection over his "Heroes" popularity. Not to say that I was knowledgeable of him before (I feel terrible about this as I usually am better at recognizing talented people before they reach Icon status), but I think he's geeky, has big eyebrows and is cute. Now remember, I'm not friends with him, don't pretend to be his friend, and would never assume I have enough room of information to form an opinion on his character from what I've seen. But from what I can see, he seems like a sweety.
Tim Roth. -Is this a contest? Nobody is cuter than him. I think he's married, not sure but whatever. I don't have secret and fevered plans to steal him away from anybody. In passing, he's hot. Pre-Lie To Me he is very adorable in Four Rooms. Post-Lie to Me he is still handsome and from what I "see" is also very kind and caring.
Gary Oldman. -Who? I had to show them a picture of him. Or say, "The weird guy from The Fifth Element." Their response: "Ooh." Their film education sucks. And I'm sad that youth no longer has the stomach for quality pictures. Especially considering my friend is 24, actually a year older than I. Gary has a talent for accents, a quality he and I share (not personally of course--you fucking insecure douche, they get it already..) and a knack for picking very good films to star in.
Hugh Laurie. -'Nuff said bout that.
Are these weird people to have on my list? I am 23 years old. Does that matter? I would never marry a man 15 years older than me. But I will always think the above mentioned actors are hot, attractive and dare I say because I might hurl "sexy" hunks. (I only hurl because when people say "oh he's sexy, I'd fuck him" I will want to say, "Is he a democrat? An atheist? Cause those two are requirements for me. You could be the god of Beauty and I still won't fuck you unless you vote for National Health Care.")
My friend can be quoted as saying "You like all those saggy old man balls."
I beg to differ. Channing Tatum for ex. in my opinion isn't attractive at all. No offense. The guy can be a sweetheart. But we aren't talking about who would win the "Love-able Man" award. We are talking about physical attraction. And I for one, say PASS, and will step down from that worshiping podium (not as if I would ever do that sort of thing.)
So in conclusion, Fuck you are still here? I put this out there to you universe. These men are "hot" in my opinion. And I don't think I can be scolded for that.
I usually attach a link in my posts, and thought this goes nicely as a topping.